Men are from Mars....

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... an old addage that turns out to be surprisingly true.
Mars, a cold, dry, dirty planet... remind you of any cerrtain men you know of? Yeah, thought so...
Venus, a very beautiful, fascinating planet... covered in the most potent acid known to man with the ugliest surface of any planet in our solar system.
Mars, with very little atmosphere has almost no weather patterns, the air there is in fact surprisingly light, so the movements of air do little to nothing to affect the planet, but from time to time a dust devil acts up producing terrible winds that carry abbrasive components and have plenty of power to destroy.
Venus on other hand maintains a look of relative serenity, the outer gasses moving very little, betraying the reality of inner gasses churning and roiling unpredictably...